If we had children, this would be my version of “how I met you mother”. It is much shorter than that famous series and it would earn more money.
First time we met at a party in dorm when we were on University. We had some beers, I was super sexy and super funny guy that no girl can resist. But she had to leave to finish her homework or something. Few weeks later we met again in the club and she did not even remember my name. I was super sexy and super funny, absolutely the hottest guy in the world as usual, so she could not resist and after 6 years, bam! Married.
Now she can make me a sandwich in the kitchen whenever she wants. Life is good. I am going to make some sandwiches now because I’m hungry..