AsiaHaterSri Lanka

Don’t scream so loud, elephant only wants to play


Come to National park they said, it will be fun they said. Why are you scared? Elephants are friendly animals and you are in a caged secure jeep.

Yeah until they want to borrow your shoes without asking. There is no cute Dumbo from disney cartoons in Yalla national park. It is one super-heavy stubborn tank you can not rationally argue with. And they run fast. You do what elephant wants, no talking back. I was scared as a hog at a barbecue. Almost needed to change my pants, but have the best selfie ever. Bit blurred though..